7d is a consumer services and consulting company in Cascadia and a listed member of the Cascadia Stock Exchange (CSX). Founded by CEO Arthur Svendsen, it is unclear to many exactly what 7d does. Launched in the “Consumer Services” sector, the company is scant on details of its business dealings. Analysts had expected the company […]
Arrow is a Cascadia-based weapons manufacturer. The company is listed on the CSX. The company is a spinoff from its parent company, Super Massive Widgets.
Big Deal Oil Company is the world’s foremost hydraulic fracturing company. Using a patented method, Big Deal has been able to extract more shale gas and oil from deposits throughout the world than any other. However, the company has repeated run into trouble with environmental regulators. Their violations have cost them the right to do […]
This financial company provides high interest loans to anybody dumb or desperate enough to take them out. The founding Executive Officer of the company, Simon Callow, has made waves for his unrepentantly lavish lifestyle. Among his most famous stunts is this purchase of the famous Marna Lyssa painting for 1.3 billion sovereigns and his subsequent […]
Cascadia Apparel is the maker of three popular clothing brands: Mr. Boredom and Ice Queen their twin professional clothing lines, Horny Slut a joint clothing adventure for men and women, and Winter Is Coming providing the most delicious in winter styles. Known for their quality clothing made exclusively in Cascadian sweatshops, the company also boasts some […]
The largest producer of music in the world, Circa22 manages some of the world’s most prolific and talented musicians including Allissonn Starr, Rock Bottom, mr. darling, and the Reykjavik Symphonic Sound System. Overseen by impresario Dionysus Jones and business prodigy William “Big Willie” Steinberger. Big Willie is apocryphally purported to be the person who convinced […]
Founded in 1977 by Dr. Johannes Morgen, Morgen Genentech is a medical research, pharma manufacturing, and gene-therapy company that creates innovative solutions to massive health problems. The company rose to prominence in the late 2000s and early 2010s due largely to the late director of advanced research projects, Dr. Klara Lassater. The company is particularly noteworthy as […]
The Paralux Conglomeration came to life in 1974 as the brainchild of two young physicists tinkering on a side project. In a Pørtland, Cascadia garage Toshe Marinos and Jasper Taylor devised an ingenious method for storing blood without refrigeration. Until 1985, Paralux was run jointly by the two founders who served as Co-Executive Officers. Toshe Marinos took over […]
A financial consultancy company. Sarah Taylor got her start in the industry at the company.
Sassy Lass Entertainment is a company in Cascadia that specializes in lifestyle entertainment. Which is exactly what you think it is. History of Sassy Lass The company was founded by serial entrepreneur James McCann. Upon McCann’s sudden demise as a result of a skiing accident, there was a scandal involving the appearance of two last […]
This Chinese manufacturer of power tools has grown to be one of the biggest in the world by executing on a strategy of Trojan Horsing. Tool Power Now started as an outsourced manufacturer for larger companies in established tool markets. Then they perfected the art of tool making. Then they secretly created a secondary tool […]