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Capital Monster

This financial company provides high interest loans to anybody dumb or desperate enough to take them out. The founding Executive Officer of the company, Simon Callow, has made waves for his unrepentantly lavish lifestyle. Among his most famous stunts is this purchase of the famous Marna Lyssa painting for 1.3 billion sovereigns and his subsequent […]

Cascadia Apparel

Cascadia Apparel is the maker of three popular clothing brands: Mr. Boredom and Ice Queen their twin professional clothing lines, Horny Slut a joint clothing adventure for men and women, and Winter Is Coming providing the most delicious in winter styles. Known for their quality clothing made exclusively in Cascadian sweatshops, the company also boasts some […]

Circa22

The largest producer of music in the world, Circa22 manages some of the world’s most prolific and talented musicians including Allissonn Starr, Rock Bottom, mr. darling, and the Reykjavik Symphonic Sound System. Overseen by impresario Dionysus Jones and business prodigy William “Big Willie” Steinberger. Big Willie is apocryphally purported to be the person who convinced […]